...I will make you into shoes!

the-visual:

fortin-with-will:

Clicking is absolutely free and with each click, The Animal Rescue Site’s sponsors give an equivalent of .6 bowls of food for the rescued animals.

if it doesnt take any money why dont they just give the food to the animals without waiting for people to press a button 

It doesn’t take any money on the part of the person who’s clicking the link. The Animal Rescue Site (and their mother organization) is NOT a non-profit organization (and they don’t claim to be). So their sponsors pay on a per-click basis. Once you click the link, the page will display a number of ads. The site’s sponsors pay for users to see their ads.

With one click a day, it’s something to do while on the internet to actually contribute to something, instead of sharing a video or posting those, “Like/Reblog if you care about…” stuff.

stevenmilton1:

zachcpatton:

ohgollygeeitstess:

omoral:

zombabe182:

uselessheartache:

Bath mat turns red when wet. 

This pretty awesome



Ahhhhhh want this 

imagine if you had friends over for the first time :P

OHHHHmyyyGAWWWWWWWWDD!!! UNFF

stevenmilton1:

zachcpatton:

ohgollygeeitstess:

omoral:

zombabe182:

uselessheartache:

Bath mat turns red when wet. 

This pretty awesome

Ahhhhhh want this 

imagine if you had friends over for the first time :P

OHHHHmyyyGAWWWWWWWWDD!!! UNFF

Oh the irony.

Oh the irony.

suddenlyfalling:

sherlockspeare:

Don’t mind me as always, I just want some Cumberchest.

Benedict Cumberbatch reading while shirtless. Is there anything better?

Playing With Telemarketers
I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.
ME: Hello.
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.
ME: Is this AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: Is this AT&T.?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?
ME: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
ME: OK, hold on.
At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
ME: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?
ME: May I ask who is calling, please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: The phone company.
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
ME: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
ME: 7 days a week.?
AT&T: That's right.
ME: 365 days a year.?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
AT&T: We think so!
ME: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
ME: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know.
AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for
ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?
AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.
At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner.
SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?
ME: Yeah.
SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
ME: Is This A T &T?
SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.
ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
ME: Thank you.
I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan.?
ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family"
thing because I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...
AT&T: click........

blnandrsn:

fic where there’s realistic development, realizations and progressions of relationships

George R.R. Martin on writing women
George Stroumboulopoulos: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.

cumberbitchsandwich:

This is what I love about Sherlock.

He’s so sensitive.